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Showing posts with label Nightmare. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nightmare. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Monday Nightmare: Close makes it harder

Adam RankAdam Rank | Tags: Monday Nightmare, LeGarrette Blount, Pierre Garcon

Seriously, you could not score one more touchdown? (Associated Press)

One of the worst things that can happen to you in fantasy football is hope. That glimmer of hope that makes you believe that your team can pull off the impossible. And trailing my buddy Scotty J. by 51 points after his team (with Wes Welker and Beanie Wells) went nuts, I had resigned myself to the loss despite having LeGarrette Blount and Pierre Garcongoing on Monday.

In fact, I sent him a text saying, “hey if Blount has 150 yards and a pair of touchdowns, and Garcon has 150 yards and a touchdown, I am back in business,” I joked.

And when Garcon scored his first touchdown, he quickly fired me a text before I make the — what seemed gratuitous — “only 40 points to go jokes.” Needless to say the texts got less jovial and nonexistent once Blount scored on his 35-yard touchdown run. Even I did not want to jinx things by pointing out that I was now suddenly within striking distance.

But we all know how this turned out, Garcon could not catch another pass, Blount would not score again, and my hopes which had been mounting as the impossible drew closer to my grasp were now dashed. But that’s fantasy football, right?

So let’s all vent here. There is nothing I can say that will help you, but I will let you know that it feels better to get it out. Consider this one great big therapy couch, and the rest of us are here to help.

Let it out, you will feel better when you do.

You can receive daily fantasy advice from Rank via Twitter or via Facebook. Be sure to catch the latest on the Dave Dameshek Football Program.

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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Monday Nightmare: Counting on Eli

Adam RankAdam Rank | Tags: Eli Manning, Andrew Siciliano, Hakeem Nicks, Mario Manningham, New York Giants, Nick Bakay

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At some point, you have to feel like the “Monday Night Football” announcers were taunting those needing a big game from Eli Manning for fantasy purposes. Like they had to keep rubbing it in that drafting Eli was one of the worst decisions of the fantasy season.

Yeah, I got it.

Though I was smart enough to sit Eli in the NFL.com Experts League (take that Nick Bakay), I knew I needed a big game to overcome the computer that drafted Andrew Siciliano‘s team for him in our NFL Network League. After the first quarter (if that long), I had already switched to RAW to see what CM Punk was up to. Partly because of Eli, and partly because Hakeem Nicks had already won me another week in yet another league (I am carrying five this year).

But I do feel for those of you who had to sit through that game in agony, waiting for Eli to come through. Or maybe you needed a big game from Mario Manningham and you had to suffer the indignity of watching him fall on his face as he was racing for a sure touchdown — which is the kind of thing you would expect from Eli and not one of his receivers (that stuff is contagious). And really, you gave yourself a concussion on that?

Well, there is nothing I can say that will help you, but I will let you know that it feels better to get it out. Consider this one great big therapy couch, and the rest of us are here to help.

Let it out, you will feel better when you do.

You can receive daily fantasy advice from Rank via Twitter or via Facebook. Be sure to catch the latest on the Dave Dameshek Football Program.

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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Four Downs: Big Ben a nightmare to defend

Here’s a championship weekend edition of Four Downs, starting with a look at why Ben Roethlisberger is so difficult to defend.

1. In my mind, Roethlisberger is tougher to defend than both Peyton Manning and Tom Brady. The Jets have beaten both, but neither plays like Roethlisberger. They don’t get out of the pocket, extend plays or break down defenses the way Roethlisberger does, which can be frustrating and irritating for a defense. Roethlisberger plays with no conscience. He will throw the ball 65-yards downfield on a third-and-19. He doesn’t care. If he doesn’t make the throw, the Steelers punt and put the defense back out on the field. It’s true that you can hit Brady and Manning early and frustrate them by getting them off of their spot. I’ve seen Roethlisberger go through every situation imaginable, and nothing phases him. He just comes back on the next play.

Really, no one in the league outside of Michael Vick has more to prove to his city, his fans or his own teammates than Roethlisberger. He let them down the first quarter of the season and put the proudest organization in the league through a bad offseason. Even though he’s won two Super Bowls, no one deep down needs this more than Roethlisberger to erase the stain he put on the organization. I think he deep down feels like he owes everyone something. No one scares you more at the end of a game. This all makes Roethlisberger very dangerous.

2. How the Jets choose to defend the Steelers could limit the effectiveness of Darrelle Revis. The Jets will likely put Antonio Cromartie on Mike Wallace, the Steelers’ most dangerous receiver, like they did in the last matchup. That means for much of the game Revis is on Hines Ward, which isn’t using him to his strengths. Ward doesn’t beat any corner in the league in man-to-man — it’s just not what he does best — making it a misuse of Revis. But if you match up Revis on Antonio Brown or Emmanuel Sanders, the Steelers don’t go to them that often. So how does Revis take a receiver out of the game? If you put him on Wallace, it leaves Cromartie in situations where I’ve seen him get lost against certain formations or when things aren’t simple for him. I think the more the Steelers use bunch formations and three-by-one sets, the more it marginalizes the effectiveness of Revis, because he can’t effectively take out the Steelers’ most important receiver. Watch how Revis and Cromartie are used and the chess match with Steelers offensive coordinator Bruce Ariens.

3. Look for the Packers to come out and feature a nickel defense against the Bears. I expect them to use two defensive tackles, four linebackers and five defensive backs. The nickel back will be Charles Woodson, who will line up all over the field and be largely unaccounted for. The only way to get the Packers out of the nickel will be to run the ball, which the Bears did well in Week 17. As soon as you hurt the Packers with the run, defensive coordinator Dom Capers puts three defensive linemen on the field. That takes Woodson and puts him back where he belongs on the outside, farther away from opportunities, giving you a much better chance of operating your offense. If you let Woodson play in the middle of the field, he’s capable of making every tackle and being the most disruptive player. I don’t know if there is a better tackler in the league than Woodson.

4. If Chicago wins, the one player who will have had a big game is Matt Forte. The Bears decided to put the ball in his hands and make him the workhorse after their bye in Week 9, and I think Forte is very underrated. He can play receiver, in the slot and catch screens out of the backfield. I think he can also win the one-on-one matchups with inside linebackers A.J. Hawk and Desmond Bishop. Keep an eye on Forte, he’ll touch the ball a lot in this game. He had 25 touches last week and 23 against the Packers in Week 17. I see offensive coordinator Mike Martz leaning on Forte in this game like he used to with Marshall Faulk.

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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Monday Nightmare: There is always Tuesday

Adam RankPublished: December 28th, 2010 | Tags: Monday Nightmare, Atlanta Falcons, Drew Brees, Marques Colston, Matt Ryan, Michael Turner, Michael Vick, New Orleans Saints, Roddy White

That certainly was some championship performance, Michael Turner. Two points? Against a team that you normally dominate? Not championship material.

The blame should not rest entirely on your shoulders, Michael. You were doomed once the Monday Night Football announcing team started raving about the fact that you never fumble. Everybody got upset with that Jets special-teams coach who formed the wall on the sideline, but announcers jinxing your fantasy team is much more devastating.

And once the Falcons lined up at the 1-yard line, you wish you could get fantasy points for calling ,”Here comes the fumble … which never happens.”

Saints QB Drew Brees was not much better. He notched just under 12 points in your NFL.com basic scoring league. Matt Ryan, Roddy White, Marques Colston: You all are guilty of this, too.

I hope both teams fail to make the playoffs.

Thankfully, there is still one more game that will give us a chance to capture fantasy gold. But if any of the Saints or Falcons failed to deliver for you, then feel free to consider the comment section your therapy couch. You will feel better if you share.

And, who knows? If Michael Vick fails to deliver, I might just join you tomorrow.

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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Monday Nightmare: Rice sinks Faulk

Adam RankPublished: December 14th, 2010 | Tags: Marshall Faulk, Ahmad Bradshaw, Danny Woodhead, Jason La Canfora, Jim Gigliotti, Marshall Faulk, Michael Fabiano, Nick Bakay, Ray Rice, robert meachem

The first round of the playoffs for the NFL.com magazine league came down to the final moments for fantasy editor Michael Fabiano and Marshall Faulk. And it was one for the ages.

The future Hall of Famer was trailing by six points at the start of Monday’s games, but had Giants RB Ahmad Bradshaw going against Ravens RB Ray Rice. Faulk took a lead behind Bradshaw’s 17.50 points. But a nice reception from Rice put Fabiano over the top, 84.42 to 84.06. Only a recount and stat recalculation can save Faulk’s season.

And the thing that will haunt Faulk during the entire offseason will be starting Saints WR Robert Meachem over Patriots RB Danny Woodhead.

It also warrants mentioning, that NFL.com fantasy preview editor Jim Gigliotti outscored both Fabiano and Faulk, but ran into a juggernaut, run by yours truly.

In the NFL Network talent league, Nick Bakay knocked off Jason La Canfora after that pick six by the Ravens. La Canfora was up by four points until then. Tough break for La Canfora who was the top-ranked team coming out of the draft.

So those of you who lost last night, you are not alone. Share your story. Consider the comments section your therapy couch. You will feel better once you share.

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Thursday, December 9, 2010

Monday Nightmare: Playoff dreams dashed

Adam RankPublished: December 7th, 2010 | Tags: Monday Nightmare, Benjarvus Green-Ellis, Braylon Edwards, Deion Branch, Monday nightmare, New England Patriots, Rex Ryan, Santonio Holmes, Tom Brady, Wes Welker

Some playoff dreams were dashed on Monday night. And no, not just those of the Jets. (Although in fairness to the Jets, they should make the playoffs. But coach Rex Ryan might have a hard time getting those guys on a plane to New England in January.)

I am talking fantasy playoffs. For many of us, our regular season ended on Monday night. And while every game counts the same, there are those excruciating defeats and exhilarating wins that occurred on a somewhat strange game.

In my main fantasy league, the final playoff spot came down to Patriots WR Deion Branch vs. Jets WR Braylon Edwards to decide a one-point game. My man, Mike C., was on the right side as Branch secured Mike’s sixth consecutive victory and the last spot in the postseason. He is like last year’s Jets, getting hot at the right time.

In a matchup for a first-round bye between a pair of twins, the duo of Jets WR Santonio Holmes and Patriots WR Wes Welker helped one brother squeak by in another nail-biter. But heaven help me if I can tell one brother’s team from the other.

And how about you? Did Patriots QB Tom Brady push you over the top? Did sitting Patriots RB BenJarvus Green-Ellis keep you from the postseason? You have stories and we want to read them.

Consider the comment section your therapy couch. Trust me, you will feel better if you share.

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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Monday Nightmare: Rivers returns the favor

Adam RankPublished: November 23rd, 2010 | | Tags: Jimmy, Kyle Orton, Michael Vick, Mike Eruzione, Monday nightmare, Philip Rivers

Fantasy football sure can be fickle. One week, you are taunting your friend as Eagles QB Michael Vick scored touchdown after touchdown after touchdown.

After touchdown.

After touchdown.

And one more touchdown for good measure.

The following week, you are watching Chargers QB Philip Rivers carve up the Broncos and give your ultimate fantasy rival, Jimmy, a victory he did not deserve. But that is the breaks old boy. One week you are Mike Eruzione celebrating the “Miracle on Ice” during the opening credits of the Wide World of Sports.

The next week you are that anonymous skier wiping out in a blaze of snowy glory.

You know what helps me in times like this? Reading all of your comments about it. And trust me, a lot of them are hilarious. So where were you this week? Did Rivers deliver you the win, or did he sink you? What about Broncos QB Kyle Orton? One of my friends was confident that the bearded one could do enough to push him over the top. But his 12 points (in our league scoring) left him just short. (And our league is very generous with quarterbacks.)

So what do you have? Consider the comments section your therapy couch. Let it out. You will feel better when you share.

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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Monday Nightmare: How did Vick do?

Adam RankPublished: November 16th, 2010 | | Tags: Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Redskins, Donovan McNabb, Michael Vick, Jeremy Maclin, Keiland Williams, Monday nightmare

Well, that was something. Not sure if Redskins QB Donovan McNabb was in shape enough to even watch Eagles QB Michael Vick on Monday night.

Honestly, the Redskins were probably hoping to motivate a quarterback with a contract extension, too bad it was the wrong one for them.

And was it the wrong quarterback for you?

Vick nearly scored enough to beat some fantasy teams by himself. Some of our followers on Twitter were reporting that Vick scored nearly 100 points in some leagues.

But for every happy fantasy enthusiasts, there were many who were not happy. In fact, I had Vick and the Eagles defense, and trailed my pal Doc Z — who had Eagles K David Akers – by four points. Moments after Vick hit DeSean Jackson on an 88-yard touchdown pass to open the game, I sent a text to the Doc which read, “Well, at least you got a point out of that.”

And it was not just Vick. Jackson, Jeremy Maclin and even Redskins RB Keiland Williams — filling in for Ryan Torain — had great games.

We know you have stories, and we want to hear them. This will be one of the most talked-about games of the year. Consider the comments section your therapy couch. Let it out. You will feel better when you share.

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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Monday Nightmare: That TD should have been Ben’s

Adam RankPublished: November 9th, 2010 | | Tags: Pittsburgh Steelers, Ben Roethlisberger, Terrell Owens, Antwaan Randle El, Mike Wallace, Monday nightmare

No Monday night lead ever feels safe, even when you are up by 49 points (standard scoring), going against only Bengals WR Terrell Owens. It’s kind of like when Skylab was falling. Sure you were pretty confident that a piece was not going to come busting through the roof of your bedroom ceiling. Yet, you still pulled your Rams sleeping blanket over your covers for some extra padding just in case.

What, that was just me?

Needless to say that Owens did not come close (28 points) to closing the gap. And his huge night, that was all for naught for my pal Frank H., was more a punch in the gut than anything else.

A couple of NFL.com users had a couple of bad nights, and shared their stories @nflfantasy.

@Artysmokes needed a big night from Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger, but had to be bummed when Antwaan Randle El tossed a touchdown bomb to Mike Wallace. Isn’t that the worst?

He obviously was not alone. How many of you needed another Big Ben touchdown toss? That is a tough way to go down.

But our grand-prize winner goes to @kristiniverson who lost to her boyfriend and had her five-game winning streak snapped.

So we know you have your stories. Trust me, it will feel better when you get it out. This is your chance to vent.

Take a seat on the couch, the doctor is in.

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